For everyone who woke up this week and suddenly became a White House architecture critic.

Whether you can’t tell your East Wing from your elbow or just enjoy watching America collectively pretend to have a degree in neoclassical design, this shirt’s for you.

Perfect for:

• People who didn’t know there was an East Wing until Tuesday.

• Folks who survived the Great Ballroom Controversy of 2025.

• Anyone proudly “marked safe” from caring about federal floor plans.

Wear it with confidence — and zero architectural qualifications.